We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
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Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
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Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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