ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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