Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
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I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
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It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
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