you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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