Me too!
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
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