Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
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He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
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I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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