We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
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I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
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It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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