ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
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i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
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Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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