Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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