We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
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