i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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