maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up