How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
These Attractive Criminals Took Sexy Mugshots That Made Them Famous
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
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Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.