shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
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So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
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And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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