The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
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She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
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People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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