STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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