dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
He had one of those small greek statue penises
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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