Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
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I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
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So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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