Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
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Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
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If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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