i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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