you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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