Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
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