He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
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I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
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Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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