Sponge bath it is.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
