yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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