new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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