i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
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She's the barista slut.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
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Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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