she kept yelling 'call me bella'
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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