need another drink. this is the easiest way
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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