like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
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its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
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Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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