Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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