my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
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The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
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You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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