from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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