We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
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basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
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I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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