I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Need sex. Gaining weight.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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