Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
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Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
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Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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