P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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