I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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