Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
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