think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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