So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
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