I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I didn't notice because vodka
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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