went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
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There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
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My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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