and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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