worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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