Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
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The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
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Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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