can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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