So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
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i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
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Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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