Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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