that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Operation Purity has been aborted
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
