and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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