u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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