I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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