Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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