dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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