Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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