I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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